photoshoppedreality:

hussiescondensedevil:

eating is so badass i mean you put something in a cavity where you smash and destroy it with 32 protruding bones and then a meat tentacle pushes it into a pool of acid and after a few hours later you absorb its essence and transform it in energy just wow

That is the most metal thing I have ever read in my whole life.

fckreality:

my sim was sketching a picture of his girlfriend for over 4 hours

but when he finally showed it to her, she made this face

so i turned the camera around, only to see this

wellotherthanthat:

lookdeepintotheparka:

rainflaaash:

all-american-oncest:

fagwizard:

hypnotiqradiance:

dejesusv:

everthorne:

is having a penis weird

like

it just hangs there

occasionally flopping 

girls make it sound so weird omg its not like we think about it all the time

do you all sit there and think about your boobs all the time?

bouncing

actually yes

yes

yeah

yep

yup

yea

basically 

scraggay:

scraggay:

scraggay:

this is my first time in ikea its huge wtf

we are lost

please stop reblogging this i am almost in tears i just want to go home but we dont know where we are